The check’s not in the mail

| 8:00 pm EDT July 24, 2023
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Oh no! Donald Trump is scrambling again. Only this time, it’s got nothing to do with the deep state. Trump needs money! That’s right. Our traitor is having money problems. Warning to all who are considering working with the orange creep, get paid upfront because the check is not and will never be, in the mail.

According to many, Trump’s legal fees are skyrocketing! I’m not sure what the total amount is, but whatever it is, one knows Donald Trump will not want to pay it. Yes, all around the country, from Bedminster New Jersey, to Florida, Trump is being chased! He’s being chased by the jolly green giant — money. Debt. And people asking him to pay up.

Reportedly his attorneys — the few that he has — are on top of the list. Where’s our money? It’s time to pay up! Not if Donny has anything to say about it. He doesn’t believe he needs to pay for anything. He thinks everyone should just be in awe that they get to work for him at all.

And reportedly, Trump is trying to raise money from his MAGA base. Because that’s what Grifters like Trump do — get the marks to pay. It wouldn’t be the first time. I have a solution for Trump, and it’s right here:

“All around the Mulberry Bush, the Monkey chased the Weasel.
The monkey stopped to pull up his sock.
Pop goes the Weasel.”

This rhyme has its origins in the idea of pawning things. And that is EXACTLY what Trump should do. Not any classified documents, of course. But how about some items from one of his two homes? I’m sure the television sets would bring in some trump change. And there is always the refrigerator which likely does hold many a chicken nugget bag.

And if all else fails, he could sell some of his ketchup bottles — that is, if there are any left that are unbroken. So the merry money-train chase continues. It appears Mr Trump’s problems are piling up as huge as all the green dollar bills he owes! And the checks are NOT in the mail.