Ted Cruz just got destroyed

| 11:23 pm EDT May 27, 2020
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There is still no one who has any idea what Donald Trump’s “Obamagate” scandal is about – least of all Trump himself. But that hasn’t stopped Trump’s most embarrassing sycophants from trying to prop up the imaginary scandal. That includes Ted Cruz, who never misses an opportunity to humiliate himself.

It all started when Trump incoherently tweeted “OBAMAGATE MAKES WATERGATE LOOK LIKE SMALL POTATOES!” This prompted pundit John Heilemann to ask, “Could you explain again exactly what it is? We’ll wait.” That’s when Ted Cruz decided to get involved, much to his own detriment.

Cruz thought he was being clever when he fired back at Heilemann with “I thought that was a reporter’s job?” At that point Heilemann finished him off: “Sorry, I’m still busy reporting out Trump’s accusation that your father was involved in the killing of JFK.”