Sympathy for the devil
Music can be such a joyous thing. Everybody has their favorite bands and favorite performers. An example of one musical group is The Rolling Stones. Ah yes, this talented group has been entertaining concertgoers for YEARS. Many people appear to be fans of this musical group. Donald Trump seems to be a fan.
How do I know this?? Because at a recent rally, Trump spoke about his love for all things Stones. But there was a bit of a problem. The problem was that Trump could not speak, and the words he did manage to get out about the Rolling Stones made no sense at all.
Sorry, Donnie, You can’t always get what you want. I suppose Trump wanted to seem smart and knowledgeable about the Stones. Instead, his Rolling Stone speak turned into a Music Box of malfunction, which, as it turned, spat out tune after tune of unintelligible make-no-sense gibberish.
So let’s take a look at some of what Trump said:
“Who liked the the Rolling.”
(That is an ominous start.)
“OK, you had the Rolling song, Stone song.”
“That was for first.”
“You know that song,”
“Right.”
“You can’t always get what you want, which made no sense you know.”
“But it was a good song.”
“Right?”
“It made no sense.”
“You can’t always get…”
“They asked me.”
“I say”
“No, they;re talking about the Democrats.”
“I said the democrats can’t always get what they want.”
“So that way at least saved it.”
“But it was a good song.”
The sounds of the nightmare Music Box went on, chimes growing louder and more insane by the minute.
“Or the Sam & Dave.”
“Who likes the second song better?”
“Hold on, I’m coming.”
“Yes?”
“Do you like it better?”
“Both good.”
“The other”
“And it’s really no wonder that Joe Biden and his thugs are so desperate to stop us.”
“They only know….”
“And you remember this,”
“We’re the only ones — and they know this.”
Bravo! A tribute the Stones would be proud of!
Now, this brings me to the sound of laughter. This laughter came from Social Media, especially Twitter, as people struggled to understand what in hell the man was talking about.
“Beast of gibberish.”
“Word salad format.”
“cognitively impaired.”
“Person, criminal, mumbo jumbo.”
“The kid is not alright.”
“Does he have little men living in his head that make him say these things?”
“What?”
“CRAZY MAN!”
OMG, he’s at it again.”
“:No sympathy for this devil.”
“It’s time for the intervention.”
“He’s ruined the Rolling Stones for me!”
“Crack-man.”
“Shattered. Shadoobie.”
Some people can’t always get what they want. In Donald Trump’s case, it appears he can’t get ANYTHING he wants, these days, including coherency.
