Stupid is as stupid does

| 6:00 pm EST March 10, 2022
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Stupid lives in the strangest places. And there is much stupidity living in politics. I would like to talk about some of these stupid people, but before I do, I feel the need to post a disclaimer: Neither myself nor anybody else at Palmer Report has had any knowledge or interaction with Prince John.

We have never met him. We don’t know who he is. All that is known about him for sure is that Prince John — according to one REALLY stupid person — is perhaps the REAL President of the United States.

But we do know where this mysterious and elusive Prince is from. Prince John is from — Prince John. That’s right. Apparently, Prince John isn’t just a person. He is also a place. This is according to Lauren Boebert, reigning queen of stupid.

But it’s not just her. The following instances of stupidity are real. These are not actors. They are real-life pundits and politicians of the Republican party. I am about to show you stupid that reaches high, as high as blazing stars in the sky, higher than the highest curl on the head of Matt Gaetz. This type of stupid reaches into infinity.

Sean Hannity. No, he isn’t a politician, but he IS Donald Trump’s buddy and a Fox non-news pundit. And he apparently believes that there are Democratic members of the House of Representatives in Alaska, running around, maybe through snow glaciers. The guy is on TV. Should he not know that Alaska doesn’t HAVE any House Democrats? Alaska may be huge, but its population isn’t. There is one House member, and it’s a Republican.

Moving on, we come to Ohio Senate non-candidate JD Vance. Vance left people flabbergasted when he declared on Twitter that Biden is pursuing a policy of freezing and starving Americans. Nobody knew what he was talking about, and some thought he meant Greg Abbott since Abbott let the good folks of Texas freeze by not fixing their power grid.

Last and certainly least, there is Don Jr. What’s a stupid list without Junior on it? Junior’s homemade rants are becoming increasingly unhinged to the point where if it was anyone but Junior, I might feel a bad sad for the boy. My point is — we can beat this pile of walking morons. Between all of them, I doubt there is one functioning brain among them.