Stupid criminals

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I find myself impatient. Although I do not look forward to Donald Trump taking office, I must admit there is a part of me waiting with bated breath, impatiently counting the long and not-so-lazy hours. I wait. I wait with impatience. I wait for Donald Trump to start breaking laws.

Law-breaking. Thieves. Smooth criminals. Smooth criminals in the night are: Slick creatures. They deftly slide in and out of trouble. Lying smoothly. Living in shadows. The night shadows where thievery waits for them.

Donald Trump’s crimes are done during daylight as well as at night.. They’re done in the early morning. In the afternoon. His crimes are done In the blazing hot sun and scalding heat, in cold temperatures, hot temperatures, through thick and thin, by hook or by crook, forsaking all laws, till prison do they not part.

Donald Trump has no concept of being a law abiding citizen. . He is smooth as silk when it comes to predictability. And we KNOW that Donald Trump will break laws. We KNOW this, as sure as we know there are seven days in a week. We know this because we know Donald trump.

Donald Trump is a smooth criminal, a person who isn’t truly happy unless they’re causing mayhem breaking more than a few laws. So we know that is exactly what Donald Trump will do. It is as evident to us as the sun in the sky.

What laws? I know not. But I do know that Donald Trump, criminal that he is, smooth and smug in his lying bubble, will not be able to resist. It’s his nature, you see. So yes, we will see what Donald Trump does, what laws he dissects and decides to break , and how he chooses to break them.

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