Sorry Donald Trump, that’s not what that means

| 3:00 pm EDT May 10, 2024
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Donald Trump has spent weeks complaining that his criminal trial is keeping him from being able to function as a political candidate. But each time he has a day off from the trial, he usually spends it lazily sitting at home instead of doing any campaigning.

Now, however, Trump seems to have changed his mind and wants us to believe that he can in fact juggle multiple things at once. The trouble? He’s once again using words with no understanding of what they mean:

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Sorry Trump, that’s not what “ambidextrous” means. Plenty of people misuse a word once in a blue moon. But these days Trump keeps misusing words constantly, as well as making up imaginary words and random collections of syllables. The guy’s mind is just about gone at this point.

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.