Something wrong with these people
Sipping a cup of Gatorade, cozy in front of my television, this writer watched with interest as the country celebrated the Tim Walz pick for VP. For a moment, our beloved country had morphed into one giant celebratory country of confetti. It seems EVERYONE was celebrating. Well — maybe not EVERYONE.
Karoline Leavitt is Donald Trump’s press spokesperson. As you can imagine, she is not very good at her job. Leavitt had an epic meltdown regarding the Walz pick. Her concern? Tampons. You read that right.
He’s gonna put tampons in men’s bathrooms she cried out hysterically. You could be forgiven if you thought it was a Candid Camera episode. It wasn’t. It was Fox non-news (ah, there was not much of a difference.)
Leavitt went off on a rent that was so abnormal, strange, and utterly WEIRD that it had to be seen to be believed. Calling Walz a far more significant threat to women’s health than Trump, she said that Walz is a big supporter of tampons in men’s bathrooms.
“Radical policies,” she declared. Wailing about TAMPONS? My gosh, Palmer Report readers, are these people not WEIRD? They are catastrophically weird. They are indelibly weird. They are SO weird, in fact, that I’d not be surprised if wildlife ran screaming when these people go outdoors. I’d not be surprised if their weirdness bounced off them, leaving people bewildered at this new breed of weirdness.
Now — what Walz DID did was sign a bill requiring tampons and other women’s items to be stocked for free of charge in bathrooms. Big deal. Yet I must ask the question: IS THIS ALL THEY GOT?
The weirdness on display from the weird party is a giant ice skating rink, with cracks now showing on the ice. These cracks are full of weirdness. It’s a weirdness extravaganza, as the party of weird keeps going weirder and starts to melt under the weight of their own weirdness.
