Something wrong with JD Vance

| 9:00 pm EDT August 21, 2024
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JD Vance may have just lost Republicans in the state of Pennsylvania. It all started with — Philly cheese-steaks, if you can believe it. (It’s true.) “Crime against humanity.” The venue was the famous “Pat’s King of Steaks.” The dolphin aficionado was apparently feeling hungry, so he stopped at this wonderful steakhouse.

Now Vance was in the area to make a speech at a waste management facility(No snarky comments on THAT from this writer, although MANY come to mind.) Ambling up to the counter to place his order, the hokey hillbilly threw a fit about — cheese.

Why don’t you have Swiss cheese the VP nominee asked sweetly. Before anyone could answer, Vance began to lose his mind. “I don’t like Swiss Cheese either,” he snapped. “But,” he continued, “Everyone says it’s insulting. Why do you guys hate Swiss Cheese so much?” I mean, it’s an embarrassment. It is, as so many Pennsylvanians were quick to tell him.

Now, some say that Vance was attempting to mock John Kerry, who asked for Swiss cheese back in 2004. I have my doubts about this. That is because Vance is a walking fumbler. If there is a word to be fumbled, a sentence to be fumbled, or a joke to be fumbled, rest assured, Vance will find a way to fumble it.

“We don’t hate it, we just don’t use it,” the employee replied. It was a cheesy situation all around. Online, people were fuming:

“Trump just lost Pennsylvania.”

“He sunk his battleship.”

“He’s weirder than we thought.”

“The man’s idea of winning is to insult Philly cheese steaks? Way to go, Vance!’

“#worstVPpick.”

As one can see, people were not pleased with this remark,

Whether he was making a joke or he was serious, Vance is not at ALL ready for prime-time. He came out of this whole thing looking more like a fool than ever. Perhaps instead of yabbering on about different cheeses, Vance could, you know — actually WORK and tell the American people what he’d like to do for THEM — you know, besides calling women miserable cat ladies and such.

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