Something doesn’t add up about Rudy Giuliani’s coronavirus

| 10:30 pm EST December 8, 2020
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– Now that Donald Trump’s election case has been rejected by the Supreme Court, will he try appealing to Supreme Court Total Landscaping?

– Speaking of Rudy Giuliani’s failures, he (or whoever is running his Twitter account) keeps tweeting today that he’s “feeling strong.” There’s a problem with that. If Rudy was in bad enough shape with coronavirus yesterday to need hospitalization, then there’s no way he’s already feeling better by today, which means he’s lying about his health. And if Rudy really is in good shape today, then it means his condition didn’t warrant hospitalization yesterday, and it suggests strings were pulled to give him a bed that should have gone to someone else who needed it.

– As some kind of weird consolation prize for losing the election, Trump supporters have decided to buy Donald Trump’s childhood home and give it to him as a gift. Thus far they’ve raised a total of just 45 dollars. Trump supporters really do suck at everything.