So this was predictable

| 12:01 pm EDT October 15, 2023
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Some behavior is so predictable that we can confidently say it is the norm and rarely changes. Let’s look at some non-human examples of this. By hook or by crook, it is well known that Rabbits like to forage for food during the morning and the evening, which are their most active times at play.

Then there are sharks, a sea creature that Donald Trump, in particular, seems quite fond of. Sharks have a “sixth sense.” This helps them greatly. Then there is the species of Individual one. This species is always determined to speak about itself.

By hook or by crook, no matter what the subject, this species, which is orange in nature, will ALWAYS and forever, no matter the time of day, weather conditions, or whatever else is going on, happily turn the subject to itself.

This might be why Trump is saying the attack in Israel happened because he isn’t the President, proving that just when one thinks Stupidty has finished Donald Trump, stupidity reappears for a nice big orange bite.

“THE ATTACK ON ISRAEL WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED, ZERO CHANCE, IF THE ELECTION OF 2020 WAS NOT RIGGED AND STOLEN.” This adorable and welcoming message was written on truth social media, early Friday morning, proving that Trump can always go lower than one thinks — by hook or by crook.

Trump, who is facing over ninety charges, decided to label President Biden as “crooked.” Biden is not crooked. And our wonderful President will go to the ends of the earth to help a friend in need — by hook or by crook.

Donald Trump, on the other hand, seems to be into humiliation bigly. Just the other day, he praised Hezbollah as “very smart.” Of course, Trump doesn’t seem to give a damn about all the hostages. As I noted, Trump, by hook or by CROOK, is always determined that the subject matter is about him. I bet he wakes up mumbling his own name.

I bet he goes to sleep whispering his own name in reverence. Who knows what else he does with his own name? That DOES appear to be all he cares about. But there is Lady Justice who has, for Trump, a very busy year of trials coming up. You see, Lady Justice also has certain predictable behavior — and one of them is that she always gets her man — by hook or by crook.