Donald Trump slurs and stumbles his way through incoherent Fourth of July speech while struggling to stand

| 7:52 pm EDT July 4, 2020
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Donald Trump’s disastrous speech at Mount Rushmore on Friday night wasn’t embarrassing enough, so he decided to try again with a party that was set up on the White House lawn. Unfortunately for Trump, his mouth barely works anymore, and his brain appears to be even further gone.

At one point during Trump’s speech this evening, he appeared to say “swift and swippy” before trying and failing several times to cover for himself. This came even as Trump was leaning severely to one side and holding the side of the lectern with his hand, as if to try to keep himself from falling down (if the video below won’t load on your device, go here instead):

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