Senile Donald Trump tells incoherent story from his past, then admits maybe it was just a movie

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Donald Trump’s babysitters canceled a town hall he had scheduled for today with the likes of Robert F Kennedy Jr and Tulsi Gabbard, which marks the latest in a growing list of last minute campaign event cancelations. At this point Trump’s people seem to be struggling to decide which events to let him do, given how embarrassingly senile he behaves in his public appearances.

To that end Trump gave a rally speech today in which he told this harrowingly incoherent story: “I’m seeing this 20 story huge tube pouring down on fire at, you know, fires pouring out of it and it used to be white, but the heat is thousands of degrees coming down, they say thousands and thousands, so it’s been beat up in that trip down, and I see this massive tube is coming down and the fire is burning and bright was exploding all over the place, I said, oh my God, this is terrible, it’s gonna crash, what the hell is it? I wasn’t even sure.” Then Trump admitted that “Maybe it was a movie.”

At this point Donald Trump no longer appears to have any understanding of his own memories. He can’t remember whether he witnessed some kind of terrible disaster, or whether it was the plot of a movie he once saw. This is only going to get worse over the final two weeks of the election. How much longer before Trump thinks the stage is a bathroom and takes his pants off?

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