Senile Donald Trump slurs his words while talking about getting eaten by a shark

| 10:47 pm EDT October 1, 2023
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Donald Trump’s life is in the process of being dismantled and he knows it. This week the trial will begin that’ll end up bankrupting him. Then his criminal trials will put him in prison. Trump is still out there pretending to be a candidate, but he doesn’t have his marbles with him – to put it mildly.

In the latest sign that Trump has gone completely senile, he started off by arguing that boats with electric motors are bad because if the boat sinks you’ll get electrocuted. But then for some reason he started talking about getting eaten by a shark. Then he proclaimed that he’d rather get electrocuted than eaten by a shark. Wait, so now he’d rather be on an electric boat?

Worse for Trump, he slurred his way through the whole thing:

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So Donald Trump is at a point where, on the eve of the first of several trials that are going to destroy him, he’s slurring his words while talking about getting eaten by a shark. Can we all finally admit this guy is senile?