Senile Donald Trump reveals he has no idea what’s going on with his rally

| 5:14 pm EDT May 11, 2024
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Donald Trump’s babysitters have spent months blaming everything from the budget to the wind as they’ve canceled one of his precious campaign rallies after another. When he does occasionally surface (he only spent one day campaigning in April), we’re all immediately reminded of why his handlers are trying so hard to keep him off the trail: his worsening dementia symptoms.

This time around Trump didn’t even wait for his rally before starting to remind everyone of how senile he is. He called in to a radio show and announced that his rally would be taking place on “Friday.” If there’s one detail you have to get right while promoting a rally, it’s the day of the week, or else people will show up on the wrong day. Trump is too far gone to even get the one relevant detail correct. But it’s worse than that.

For the past several weeks Donald Trump has been on criminal trial on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. This trial is the most important and traumatic thing in his life right now, so there’s no way he could suddenly think he’s holding a rally on a trial day. Yet that’s exactly what he just did, because his mind is that far gone. He’s too senile to even understand which four days a week his trial is. At this point he probably can’t pass the “which one of these is a giraffe” test either.

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