Senile Donald Trump just got rid of another state

| 12:01 pm EST February 17, 2024
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Days ago Donald Trump gave a speech and claimed that if he loses the election, Pennsylvania will no longer cease to exist, or will end up having a different name, or something like that. It was one of the stranger senile moments we’ve seen from the guy. He seemed to decide that if he was going down, Pennsylvania was going down with him for some reason.

Now Trump has just gotten rid of another state:

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That’s right, Trump just declared that “New York state is gone.” Wait, where did it go? Is it hiding wherever Pennsylvania is hiding? They do border each other after all. Not that Trump could find either one of them on a map at this point. There’s really nothing left of this guy’s brain, is there?