Senile Donald Trump has complete meltdown about McDonald’s

| 9:00 pm EDT October 5, 2024
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“How can I help you?” “I’ll have a cheeseburger, french fry, and a package of six chicken McNuggets.” Ah, how many people are doing this right now? Going through the drive-through or perhaps calling their order in—a McDonald’s order? Well, millions eat at the famous franchise every week. But Donald John Trump, the one whose brain is starting to resemble a McDonald’s burger, is no longer one of them.

That is because he reportedly has had McDonald’s ruined for him — by Kamala Harris. Trump is still insisting Harris never worked there. And it’s bothering him to the point where some say he may have stopped eating there himself. Trump also insists that Harris is not qualified to be president because she has never worked at McDonald’s. As I said, Trump’s brain is melting fast. It’s actually starting to resemble a slushy cone.

Here is a part of what Trump said.

“She said she worked over the french fries.”

“It’s probably not nice if it’s 200 degrees.”

“It turned out to be a lie.”

“It’s all a big lie.”

“She’s not qualified to be the president.”

Slushy thoughts.

Trump’s words make no sense. Twitter knows these words make no sense, which may explain why It has been having a field day mocking the McDonald’s connoisseur. “She ruined McDonald’s for him!” The hashtag #Mcsad is also making many an appearance on Twitter.

So, WHY does Trump care where she worked? This writer has a theory. Donald Trump is a spoiled brat who never did an honest day of work in his life. There is nothing more honest than working at McDonald’s. Trump is jealous of Harris for her authenticity, work ethic, and attention her back story has brought her.

He’s in competition with her. It’s as simple as that. Unfortunately, this is one competition that Donald Trump can’t win. Kamala was born with no silver spoon. She fought for everything she now has, and she did it honestly. Donald Trump has never lifted a lazy finger for anything except to hide classified documents in his john. The contrast could not be more evident, and it’s eating Donald Trump up, faster than one can chow down a McDonald’s Big Mac. Donate now