Senile Donald Trump finally resurfaces

| 9:09 am EDT July 9, 2024
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The media seems to have conveniently forgotten that Donald Trump has come off as fully senile during ninety-nine out of his last hundred public appearances. The media also doesn’t seem to want to ask why Trump was somehow able to come off as suspiciously semi-coherent during the debate. Nor has the media shown any interest in the fact that Trump has gone into hiding since the debate.

But Trump couldn’t stay hidden forever, and so now he’s holding a rally tonight. Notably, he’s holding it at one of his own properties in Miami, just down the road from Mar-a-Lago, ensuring that he doesn’t have to do any real traveling before taking the stage.

Yet we’ve seen in past rallies that even when Trump was able to avoid having to fly in for them, he still came off as cognitively depleted when he took the stage. He typically spends his rally speeches talking about how he’d rather get electrocuted than eaten by a shark, getting major political figures confused for each other, and making up gibberish words to fill in the gaps in his vanishing vocabulary.

When Trump takes the stage tonight, we’ll see if he’s his usual senile self, or if he’ll have another one of those suspiciously coherent performances like he did at the debate. If the usual senile Trump does show up tonight, we’ll then see if that finally shuts the media up about President Biden’s cognitive abilities.