Senile Donald Trump crashes and burns during latest failed attempt at a speech

| 8:30 pm EST February 9, 2024
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Donald Trump keeps attempting to give political speeches, and in the process he keeps giving away that lost way too much cognitive function to be able to give speeches. In his latest failed attempt at giving a speech, Trump randomly announced that he got 100% of the vote in a certain primary race, which isn’t even possible:

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Trump has always been prone to narcissistic hyperbole, but this is just plain absurd. Trump is too far gone to understand that by falsely claiming he got 100% of the vote in something that he couldn’t possibly have gotten 100% of the vote in, he just comes off like an idiot. This guy is going downhill by the hour.