Senile Donald Trump babbles through failed at attempt at a speech

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When an individual who is suffering a bad cognitive decline tries to equivocate and claim they’re NOT having a mental decline, very bad things often can and do happen. As you know, Donald Trump’s mind has taken him to some odd places lately. (That’s putting it mildly.)

But in Wednesday, the traitor attempted to deflect, saying he was fine! Just fine! And dandy! The problem? Trump wasn’t ACTING fine and dandy, even as he SAID he was fine and dandy. Trump claimed that it was all a trick! He was being SARCASTIC. That is why he’s had so many blunders.

Because really, there were no gaffes at all! They were examples of SARCASM! There was just one problem. This problem was that while babbling, Trump did not SOUND sarcastic. He sounded like what he IS – A basket case. Here are a few words from Trump attempting to explain his senility away.

“But when I say that Obama is the president of our country bah bah bah bah they go, he doesn’t know that Spiden, he doesn’t know.” THOSE are the words of a sane and well-adjusted man:

“When I interpose — cause I’m not a Nikki fan.”

“From Tricky Nikki.”

“Tricky Nikki.”

“He didn’t know.”

“I interposed.”

Allow me to interrupt this mentally healthy stream of consciousness to insert something here: Interpose – meaning — “to put oneself between or intrude.”

“No, no, I think they both stink.”

“They have something in common.”

“They both stink.”

“She (Nikki Haley) will never be running (mutter) vice president.”

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mind is gone, Donald, ain’t that true. Of course, nobody knew what the HECK Trump was saying because he also appeared dazed, and was slurring his words. In trying to do clean up, Trump actually made things worse for himself. Why is that not a surprise?