Senile Donald Trump appears poised to hire a guy he doesn’t remember he hates

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Human explosions, when they come, are not usually a pretty sight. That is reportedly precisely what has happened at a specific lair deep in the heart of Palm Beach Florida. This explosion was lit in blazing red as the one DOING the exploding, the man in red realized with horror that there was a leaker among his flock.

So he exploded, likely making even the palm trees outside quiver a bit. So what happened? What happened to cause this human metaphor of cannon-like rage to lose his shit once again? It gas to do with the past — and the present.

Cliff Sims wrote a tell-all book about Donald Trump way back in 2019. Now, mind you, this book was not so flattering. Sims referred to Trump’s people as a “team of vipers.” Not exactly complimentary.

Now Sims is back as one of Trump’s campaign aides, but due to the cognitive decline of King Traitor, he reportedly “barely recognized” Sims. So Trump inquired about exactly who this man was. He got his answer in the form of a folder. This folder included the bad and the ugly. Then Trump exploded.

“Beyond pissed.” Trump was reportedly infuriated. he then demanded that SIms be removed immediately! After all, nobody likes gossip. Yet, at the time of this writing, he remains there. Did Trump change his mind? Given that Trump can’t even remember Hannibal Lecter’s not a real person, it does seem possible.

Not only that, but Vance put out a statement defending Sims. Yet some close to Trump are reportedly concerned about Sims’s presence. They fear more leaking and more gossip. It is incredible, dear readers, that all of this is happening, and Trump hasn’t even taken office yet! It begs the question: Who will be running things once he takes the oath of office? Because we know it won’t be Trump.

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