Dear Palmer Report readers,
we all understand what a dark era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. Advertising networks can't be counted on. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight, because someone has to.
In that regard we're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. We've launched a reader supported fund, and we've already raised $3760 and counting. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can contribute here. Thank you in advance.
Sincerely,
Bill Palmer
Palmer Report
There’s a moment in The Office where affably dimwitted Kevin Malone tries to prove his intelligence by saying “Well well well well well… that’s six wells,” unwittingly revealing that he literally can’t count to six. In yet another instance of life imitating art, Donald Trump just went on an unhinged bender about taking a cognitive test, and… it turns out he can’t count to six either.
Trump claimed that the person administering the test said “I’m going to give you six names.” Trump then only listed off five objects. That’s right, Trump is so far gone that he literally can’t count to six. Just like Kevin Malone. It gets worse.
Trump went on to claim that only two percent of people can pass the part of the cognitive exam where you have to remember six objects. Uh, no. This is a test to determine whether you’re senile. Also, if they told Trump there were six objects on the test but he was only able to name five of them, then he didn’t pass it. Oops.
Dear Palmer Report readers,
we all understand what a dark era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. Advertising networks can't be counted on. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight, because someone has to.
In that regard we're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. We've launched a reader supported fund, and we've already raised $3760 and counting. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can contribute here. Thank you in advance.
Sincerely,
Bill Palmer
Palmer Report
Bill Palmer is the publisher of the political news outlet Palmer Report
