Senile Donald Trump announces he just won his own golf tournament
If you’ve watched Donald Trump try to play golf, you know he’s pretty terrible at it. Trump trying to swing a golf club looks sort of like a zombie trying to figure out what to do with a tree branch. But that’s okay, because Trump has somehow miraculously won a golf tournament today. More to the point, he won his own golf tournament.
In one of the most pathetic announcements that anyone has made ever, Trump posted this to social media: “I just won the Golf Club Championship, probably my last, at Trump International Golf Club, in Palm Beach County, Florida. Such a great honor!”
Yes, it’s such a great honor for Trump that he was named the fake winner of a fake golf tournament at a golf course he owns. In other news I’ve just been declared the winner of this couch I’m sitting on.
This is just so embarrassing for Trump. The real question is whether he’s in on this narcissistic con, or if he’s so deep into dementia that his babysitters were able to convince him that he actually won a golf tournament today.
