Rudy Giuliani is very upset with these “morons”

| 6:45 pm EST November 5, 2019
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In the few hours since the House impeachment inquiry released the testimony transcripts from Gordon Sondland and Kurt Volker, it’s become clear that Rudy Giuliani is in a world of legal hurt. It’s difficult to imagine him ever getting out of prison. That depends on which Rudy-to-English dictionary you to try use to unscramble his latest gibberish.

Thus far Rudy Giuliani’s only response to the testimony transcripts has been to quote his friend Bernard Kerik, who said that “If these morons weren’t running this Mueller witch hunt, Rudy Giuliani wouldn’t have been involved in the first place.. They’re afraid of what’s going to come out if he releases his summary.”

Okay, so Rudy is clearly upset that these “morons” dragged him into… we’re not sure. Rudy and Kerik appear to think that the “morons” are Robert Mueller and his team, or whatever bogey men they’ve randomly decided were behind the Mueller probe. It appears the case is also being made here that Rudy only began committing treasonous felonies in Ukraine because it was his only way to fight back against the fact that Donald Trump’s Russia scandal was being investigated. We think.

It’s notable that Rudy Giuliani’s response to all of this is to quote Bernard Kerik – a convicted felon who did several years in prison – even as it becomes more clear that Rudy himself is about to do several years in prison.