Rudy Giuliani suffers bizarre Twitter malfunction

| 4:30 pm EDT August 20, 2019
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Considering the sharply downward direction in which his political career, reputation, and cognitive abilities have been heading in for the past few years, one could argue that Rudy Giuliani’s whole life has become one big malfunction. If there’s one incident that encapsulates everything that’s gone wrong for him, we just saw it in action.

No, we’re not talking about the part where Rudy Giuliani used his Twitter account to go on and on about a Joe Biden rally in New Hampshire that never even existed, though that may be evidence that Rudy is indeed hallucinating. No, we’re talking about the part where Rudy quoted one of his own tweets and added “Benny we have to get you to a rally. Are you in Pennsylvania? What part?” That’s right, Rudy was literally talking to himself, while trying to talk to some random person named Benny. But he wasn’t done.

Rudy then quoted his own tweet again, this time adding “Glad to hear your doing better. Let’s keep communicating so we keep each other optimistic.” At this point not only was Giuliani talking to himself in public view, he was pulling the classic Trump supporter move of saying “your” instead of “you’re.”

So what does any of this foolishness matter? As a reminder, Rudy Giuliani is a key part of the criminal defense legal team for the President of the United States. If anyone thinks Donald Trump has some kind of secret evil genius plan for surviving his criminal scandals, keep in mind that Rudy is his first line of defense – and Rudy is spending most of his time these days talking to himself in one bizarre Twitter malfunction after another.