Republicans are already setting themselves up for disaster in 2024
Anchors away! The Republican ship of fools is preparing to sail! And mark my words — they definitely will not have fair winds and following seas! This trip will be a long one, stretching into 2024. The Republican presidential primary race is about to begin!
And what could be a bigger ship of fools than this? Republican ninnies are getting ready! So batten down the hatches! It’s almost time. Nikki Haley is preparing a run. Or IS she?
She SAYS she is, but as we all know, Nikki changes her mind on a regular basis. She does not know the ropes when it comes to flip-flopping, so yes, TODAY, it appears she is going to run. Will she say she’s for Trump? Against Trump? For AND against Trump? Who knows with Haley?
Mike Pence! Reports are Pence is gearing up. I look forward to hearing a speech from him, perhaps, as he sternly calls for all abortions to be banned nationwide. That’ll go over well. Perhaps — only PERHAPS, mind you — Pence might make it to two percent. I doubt it. I don’t THINK he will. But two percent would be good for him.
DeSantis is reportedly tearing himself away from banning everything in sight long enough to mull over a run. I hope he does run. Because when the nation meets Goofball Desantis, they will see a loose cannon, a squeaky-voiced maniac, know-nothing, and he might even be one of the first to drop out!
Ahoy Mateys! It’s South Carolina Tim Scott! He is reportedly planning a “faith in America” tour. Yes, I know. What a terrible name. Republicans do not have faith in America. But Scott is likely laying the groundwork! The question is — does anybody care?
And let us not forget New Jersey’s former governor and Bridgegate connoisseur Chris Christie! Christie is salivating as he loudly pretends to have a backbone and the ability to stand up to Donald trump. Of course, we know his potential campaign is going nowhere. I imagine there will be others. Some will run, some will look at the chances and become seasick — and perhaps drop out before they even get in.
Whatever happens, it will be a fool’s game for most. But anchors away, readers! This ship of disastrous fools is getting ready to dock with earnest and fake speeches, carefully staged smiles and a whole lot of nothing. Let’s enjoy the show.
