Republican platform bottoms out

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I call them malevolent strangers. For they are strangers. We do not know them and never will. They are a dark cloud, a vicious one, and they are strangers. They are the GOP. The midterms are coming up, and we’re working our souls out to win — to conquer the darkness these strangers walk in, daily.

The enemy we struggle against is vicious. However, I want to speak about their weakness. Because it’s a weakness, that can help us win. This enemy – the GOP — has a plan. Yes, it’s true! The GOP has found its platform.

And allow me if you will outline this platform for you. It is investigations. That is the GOP platform in a nutshell. The GOP’s platform includes (in no particular order)

Investigating Hunter Biden for — nothing.

Investigating Dr. Fauci for — nothing.

Trying to impeach President Biden for — nothing.

Trying to impeach VP Harris for — nothing.

Investigating Liz Cheney.

Investigating Adam Kinzinger.

Kicking Adam Schiff off committees.

Investigating women who would dare to try to travel to another state to have an abortion.

So much investigating! That’s it. That’s their platform. The strangers of the night have no depth — no meaning to their cruelty. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t hear us. They don’t listen. That’s why they’re strangers.

This platform can be brought out for the American people to see. Many don’t know about it. They simply do not follow politics all that closely.

So we must educate them. It is so important that we win. After the election of 2020, I never did think I’d find an election as crucial as that one, but this is. It is every bit as important.

Nobody wants a party in power who will do nothing for them. Nobody wants strangers in power that look through them — that do not even acknowledge their pain.

But more people need to see these strangers. They need to recognize and accept that the Republican party is broken beyond repair. They need to see that the best days of the GOP are behind them, that their days of offering solutions to real problems are over. They need to see them for who they are — an alien life form, a symphony of strangers — and the biggest threat to humanity we’ve ever faced.