Donald Trump is about to have a really bad day tomorrow

| 12:19 am EDT May 11, 2020
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Donald Trump spent Sunday ranting and raving all day long about an unhinged conspiracy theory involving President Obama, Michael Flynn, Robert de Niro, Madonna, and fictional Seinfeld character George Costanza. So is it possible that Trump could have an even worse day on Monday? Yes. And now it’s all but guaranteed.

White House correspondent Geoff Bennett is reporting that on Monday at 4:00pm eastern time, Donald Trump “administration officials deliver remarks and hold a press briefing on testing.” Well okay then, because this can’t possibly go wrong. Trump’s worsening senility and psychological problems led to the demise of his regular press conferences after he stood in front of the cameras and basically told everyone to drink bleach, but now he’s going to take another shot at it.

This raises so many questions, we’re not sure where to start. It was reported today that Mike Pence had been quarantined, only for the Trump regime to insist that Pence has not been quarantined. What does this mean? No one even knows.

Will Pence be at this briefing tomorrow? Is Trump really going to hold a press briefing about coronavirus testing, with his recently exposed vice president out there infecting everyone? This should be a dumpster fire for the ages. At this point Dr. Fauci, along with the heads of the CDC and FDA, are all in quarantine – so is anyone even still available for these briefings? Perhaps Trump can have the My Pillow guy chase an infected Mike Pence away by waving a pillow at him.