President of Cell Block D

| 8:00 pm EDT August 4, 2023
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Do you know why we’re going to win in 2024? It’s because we’re running against a carnival of fools. The American people want those in elected office who HELP them — who think of THEIR needs above their own.

Now OUR party meets that criteria. I often refer to the Democratic as a shimmering blue pool. That;s because we are. We’re cool blue waters, waiting for ever-more people to wade in, and If colors could tell stories, ours would tell of an all-inclusive blue island, an island where everybody is welcome in our blue tent.

And the GOP? They would tell a story too. Here it is. Donald Trump. That’s it. That is ALL they have. Speaking of the orange traitor, he is quite upset right now. That is because of how his hearing went the other day. Everybody is talking about it. CNN is talking about it. Donald Trump is pissed the hearing did not go better.

But it’s more than that, and this relates to my earlier statements. Donald Trump’s gripe is that the Judge did not address him as “Mr. President.” That is what he’s concerned about. That is what has got trump stewing in his own juices.

WHY would the Judge call him President? He’s a lot of things — loser, traitor, foul-mouthed garbage but President? Never again, people, never again. Still Trump is said to be very upset about it. CNN said that sources told them Trump was simmering about this on the plane ride home. Apparently, he really expected the Judge to use this title.

And Kaitlin Collins had this to say: “I’m learning tonight that Trump left here in a sour and dejected mood. He was quite pissed off.”

She added: “I am told that the former president, one thing that irked him particularly, was during that hearing today that; lasted about 27 minutes, was when the magistrate judge referred to him as simply ‘Mr. Trump.'”

Ah — the poor boy. It must be difficult to come to terms with being such a loser. Apparently, trump is struggling with exactly that. Listen, friends and readers, the American people don’t want to hear “me, me, me.” They want to hear “you, you, you.”

They want to know the elected officials are working for THEM — not for themselves. Every time trump pulls this shit and Republicans fall in line behind him, it is a reminder the whole party cares naught for the people they’re supposed to serve.

But I will end this article on a good note for Donald Trump. He may become President yet — it’s true! I refer to the President of his cell block. Yes, imagine the fun Trump could have with that title.

He could organize — I don’t know — bingo games perhaps — he could try to one-up the other prisoners by saying his case is the worst. He could chat about his woes in life in the laundry room as he folds socks. There’s a whole host of adventures just waiting for the cellblock king.