Get your popcorn ready: Rudy Giuliani and Lindsey Graham are about to set themselves on fire

| 9:00 pm EDT September 28, 2019
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How do you know Donald Trump is truly in trouble? The people plotting his last stand are human straitjacket Rudy Giuliani and human whoopee cushion Lindsey Graham. How do you know that Trump is truly finished? The strategy for saving him consists of these two self immolating piñatas to go on television together tomorrow morning. No, really.

Lindsey Graham and Rudy Giuliani are planning to appear on CBS Face The nation on Sunday morning, according to The Guardian. It doesn’t specifically state whether they’re planning to appear on-air jointly or back to back, but we’re obviously rooting for the former, because when these two half-wits combine their power, they become quarter-wits.

To give you an idea of how poorly this is going to go, Lindsey Graham tweeted something so stupid about Donald Trump’s impeachment inquiry today, it got the name “Linda Tripp” trending atop Twitter. And Rudy Giuliani’s decision to start tweeting out his text messages with the State Department’s Kurt Volker has apparently resulted in Volker resigning and deciding to cooperatively testify before the House this week.

Every time Rudy Giuliani and Lindsey Graham have opened their mouths this past week, things have gotten even worse for Donald Trump. We’d advise stocking up on the popcorn before tuning in to see them tomorrow. We’d also advise stocking up on dramamine, to compensate for the dizzying array of lunacy that’s about to take place on your television screen.