Donald Trump’s stooge Paul Ryan just set himself on fire

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Former Speaker of the House And current Fox News employee Paul Ryan has always been a coward wrapped in a wimp wrapped in a turd. Now he’s reminding people of just how much he truly sucks as this whole “being a human” thing:
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Everyone was quick to let Paul Ryan know precisely how they feel about this:

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