Oh good, the idiot is doing more tariffs
But — but — but — COPPER! This plaintive cry came from the odious corridors of Truth-Social, where a particular insane coyote decided to bay extra hard at the moon, howling about — Copper. You know, dear readers, Copper is so very important! It’s used in so many things. Be it plumbing, or be it computer hardware, or be it electrical wiring, there is one thing we know for sure — Copper is an American staple just like — eggs. SO many people in our great country use copper! But — but — but — tariffs!
Oh NO! Oh YES! Donald Trump said on Truth Social during this extended rant, that he is seriously considering implementing tariffs on Copper! “Tariffs,” the feeble-minded fool said profoundly, as sanity crumbled all around him. Tariffs, Trump exclaimed inaccurately, “will help build back our American Copper industry.”
Say it once more for posterity, Donnie. You can’t possibly be this STUPID, can you? Can you? CAN YOU? It appears the answer to my cry in the dark is yes, he could. Oh BOY he could. “No exemptions!” the crazy man ranted!
Well, that’s just great. Our allies sure will love us now! Trump’s voters will surely get to sleep happy tonight, right? Right? RIGHT? Nah. I am afraid many in MAGA are having more than a little bit of sleeplessness as the GOP comes for their Medicaid. But THAT is for another article.
This new and not improved idea is not good, and all it will do is plunge the American people into a deeper rage at the weeble–wobble in the White House. But true to form, Trump appears to be utterly obtuse about just HOW bad an idea THIS little nugget is. All those years of cheeseburgers perhaps did do a number on his brain.
“No exceptions!!” What will Trump find to tax next? What will he rant on Truth Social about next? These are the essential questions we all must ponder as Trump and his copper tariffs land with a thud — into the wallets of the American people.
