Donald Trump just dragged Nickelback into his downfall

| 5:35 pm EDT October 2, 2019
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Donald Trump just tweeted a video of a Nickelback song playing while someone draws hearts on a photograph of Joe and Hunter Biden. It’s completely incoherent, completely deranged, and he’s probably about to get a cease and desist order from Nickelback. And yet this isn’t even the most deranged thing he’s done so far today.

During a joint press conference with the President of Finland this afternoon, Donald Trump insisted that House Intelligence Committee Adam Schiff wasn’t fit to hold the jock strap of beleaguered Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, censoring himself by calling it a “blank strap.” The President of Finland naturally looked horrified.

Before the press conference, Donald Trump tweeted the word “BULLSHIT” in all capital letters. Somewhere in there he had a berserk meltdown about alligators, managing to misspell the word “moat” as “moot.” This is just how far down the rabbit hole Trump has gone.

Some people like Nickelback’s music and some people don’t, but we’ll say this: at least Nickelback never tried to conspire with a foreign leader to commit treason. Donald Trump’s downfall just keeps getting even more bizarre.