New trouble for Gym Jordan

“Jim Jordan is in deep trouble.” That is the headline from Newsweek. “Deep trouble.” That is the headline from Raw Story. “Jim Jordan spirals.” That is the headline from the New Republic.

Yes, it’s come to this. Gym Jordan and his partner in slime, Comer, are in deep shit — buckets of deep shit. “Repercussions.” If it looks like the Kremlin and walks like the Kremlin — it’s the Kremlin. The fallout from Gym and Comer’s stunningly stupid attempt to impeach President Biden using Russian intel is only just beginning, but it’s already out of control.

The DOJ has said in court filings that Smirnov has admitted that he’d met with Russian intelligence.

Now, in the wake of this shitshow, many, if not most, legal minds are saying the Toxic two could be in trouble.

Censure.
Expulsion.
Criminal charges.

Now, Republicans are trying to do damage control. Unfortunately for them, like everything they do, they are failing at this. Former prosecutors and national security experts are already calling for investigations.

But it gets worse. Some experts are saying that if Gym and Comer continue to lie about Biden and his son, they “could be subject to conspiracy charges.” I feel a delightful shiver coming on at the thought of charges against these two morons.

And you know what? They’re both so stupid that they might continue their lies. This is because one could travel the world, from the Pyramids of Egypt to to the Villas of Greece, to the Swiss mountains, from The United States to Canada, to every country and every continent, and never find two humans as moronic, dumb, and pathetic as these two ragamuffins.

Now — this article is NOT just about their stupidity. Oh no! I come bearing gifts for Palmer Report readers. Gym could be in DOUBLE TROUBLE.

It gives me great satisfaction to tell you that George Clooney’s movie about Gym is IN PRODUCTION. It is now listed on IMDB. I have provided a link so you can see it for yourselves!

Here is some of what it says: “George Clooney Documentary delves into GOP Rep. Jim Jordan’s role in the Ohio State Wrestling Team’s Sexual Abuse Scandal from Victims’ perspective.”

Oh no! Gym, are you listening? Your film is IN PRODUCTION. Will Gym be watching it do you think? Will he be watching as the story of what a snot-nosed and sick human being he is plays out across televisions everywhere?

So no date yet, but it will soon be here. So might criminal charges. These two ingrates really need to be expelled from Congress, and I’m all for criminal charges being sought. Who knows! Maybe Gym and Donnie can even share a cell.