New trouble brewing for House Republicans
Friends and readers, I have a gift for you. It is in the form of popcorn — tiny kernels of popcorn that are starting to pop and if this following story continues to expand, these tiny kernels will pop into one SUPERSIZE bag of popcorn (with butter on it) that perhaps we can ALL enjoy together, yes?
The House GOP is playing a bit of a game right now. This game is called true confessions. In the latest chapter of “As the GOP churns,” some Republicans like Kentucky’ ‘s Thomas Massie are demanding the release of ALL the Republican names accused of sexual harassment in Congress.
OH, NO. Oh GOSH! OH GOP what MORONS you are! This just couldn’t be going any better for us, could it? “Over $17 million in hush money,” Massie declared, adding he wants the names of the accused. This comes after Florida has-been Matt Gaetz demanded names as well. Also, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s gone all in on this.
Greene posted on X that “tax payers” should never have had to “pay for that.” She has added her name to the ever-growing list of names clamoring for the names of the accused. The accused. Who could they be? How many of them are there? This is better than an Agatha Christie novel.
I have another question. Will the release of the names take place before or after the GOP attempts to remove Mike Johnson as speaker? Hey, this is important information to know! As you can see, friends and readers, Republicans are working so very hard for the American people! Fighting over a new speaker, accusing each other of sexual harassment, it’s just so successful already, the new House.
And guess who ELSE has got on all-in on the fun? Catturd2! Yes, he posted on Twitter: “Release the names.” The popcorn bag is expanding, and it is SLATHERED in butter.
