My eyes are bleeding

It was my sincere hope that I’d never have to watch another “Donald Trump press conference” in my lifetime, unless it was perhaps him rambling outside the courtroom of the additional criminal trials he should have had. Nevertheless here we are, with Trump having held his first press conference today since taking office.
At one point Trump was asked about a pardon he just issued, and his answer suggested he wasn’t aware he’d pardoned that person. When pressed, Trump’s answer was “Portland.” I’m not making that up. Portland. And that was perhaps the closest he came to a coherent answer during the entire debacle.
After watching Trump’s failed attempt at a press conference, my eyes are bleeding. I don’t now what I just watched. Donald Trump certainly doesn’t remember having been a part of it. This is all just so embarrassing for the United States of America.