Midnight in the garden of crazy and evil

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The road to hell is paved with bad intentions. And sometimes those intentions involve launching an insurrection on America. Every criminal thinks they are the best criminal, and that includes insurrectionists. They think they are smooth criminals. They think they will get away with it all. And that’s fact. If criminals thought they’d get caught, there wouldn’t be any law-breaking.

And that night, there may have been many laws broken. I refer to that meeting—the Midnight Meeting in the Garden of Crazy and Evil. There was not just a tinge of lunacy, a thread of madness in this meeting. The insanity was all around. It breathed.

This insanity was poisonous to the garden, glinting in the dark moonlight. If the Garden could talk, there would have been alarmed whispers that evil had come calling.

Michael Flynn was there. Rudy was there. Patrick Byrne of Overstock fame was there. Sidney Powell was there. It was like every lunatic Trump sycophant and insurrectionist had gathered one last time to plot the takeover that never happened.

And Donald Trump was there. Pat Cippollone was also there. He arrived and drew back in horror when he saw the human zombies sitting around, reportedly sniping at each other.

Insults. Screams. Name-calling. Yes, all these things were reportedly present on that night of madness. What was said in that meeting? What crimes were considered? That is precisely what Jack Smith is reportedly digging into.

Reportedly desperate measures were involved, including calling on the Military to seize voting machines. Another idea that reportedly came up was naming Sidney Powell as a special council to investigate the election.

As the night went on, the meeting became more and more deranged. The people there were all in for chaos. Their protective shells broke apart, releasing — for all the visitors — their true nutty selves which were concerned with only one thing — winning.

And now, all these years later, that single meeting where so much chaos happened — is being investigated. Who will be charged Shortly after that meeting ended, Trump tweeted to come to D.C.: “Will be wild.”

Yeah, we know what it was. We lived through it together. That night in the garden of Evil, these bewitched people thought they could do whatever the HELL they wanted to. They spoke about using our military for wickedness. And Donald Trump was right there, leading the way.

But they never thought about the future. They never thought about accountability. And like most stupid criminals, they thought they were invincible. And like all stupid criminals, they never saw justice coming until it was upon them.