Michael Cohen sticks it to Donald Trump

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Michael Cohen is perhaps the only human being ever to pull himself out of the Trump snake-pit and become a better person for it all. The indignities that Cohen was subjected to by Trump are vast. It can’t be denied he took the fall for a lot of stuff that Trump did. Yet somehow, Cohen, through working on himself, emerged as a wise and smart man who now has his own podcast and often appears on cable news shows to discuss the ongoing madness that is Trump.

It is also important to point out that so far — Cohen’s been right about everything, including that Trump would never abdicate power willingly. And now Cohen is getting a bit of his own back on Trump. It has become clear that Trump will be indicted, which must please Cohen enormously. But Cohen is doing something else.

He is selling t-shirts. These shirts depict Trump in prison with the words “Mar-a-Lago correctional facility” on them. What a clever idea. Cohen said these shirts are to be a celebration. He calls it the celebration of “the fall of the mango Mussolini.”

Here is what Cohen had to say about these shirts “Breaking: I am excited to announce my new Mar-a-Lago clothing line during Milan Fashion week as we celebrate the fall of the Mango Mussolini. Yes, it’s real, “Cohen continued. “And you can get yours today.”

The t-shirts are priced at $30 each. They can be found on the Meidas Touch store. The picture is of Trump in handcuffs in an orange prison jumpsuit. Don’t you love it? Many people I know will be receiving this shirt for Christmas. Order it here. You can also order Cohen’s brand new book titled “Revenge” here.