MAGA goes berserk over Cassidy Hutchinson’s devastating testimony

Maga is going absolutely insane as they desperately try to process what all the new startling revelations mean for their hero, the lord of the lies. And it should come as absolutely no surprise that Maga is beginning to break down as hard as its leader. They are coming up with increasingly deranged reasons to believe Trump over — the world. Civilization. Everybody.

Here are some of what they’re saying: She lied some of them cried. But WHY Maga? Why would Cassidy do that? Well — here is where it gets tricky. Maga does not seem to KNOW precisely why. So they’re taking a creative license to use their cult-following imaginations. This exercise in futility is actually pretty unintentionally amusing:

“DEEP STATE!” This is basically the words that are applied to anyone with a mind of their own — meaning — a heck of a lot of people.

“She’s mistaken.”

“The Secret Service said it wasn’t true.”

“She was bribed.”

“Who cares — she’s evil.”

“There’s something wrong with her memory.” Megyn Kelly appears to love this one.

“Nobody else agrees with her.”

“That makes him cooler!” Believe it or not, more than one person has actually SAID this.

“Even if it’s true, where’s the crime?” This one is so pathetic that I can’t even muster the anger needed to be mad.

“He’s too tubby.”

I love this one because — let’s face it, Trump IS tubby. But Maga — some in Maga are using Donald Trump’s girth to defend him. The bottom line is — of course, the testimony is true. Maga is in deep denial right now and cratering. I would say we leave them alone to crater. It isn’t our fault they trusted a buffoon.