Lindsey Graham overheard loudly discussing Donald Trump’s secret impeachment strategy on airplane
Donald Trump’s anti-impeachment strategy thus far has consisted of releasing a bunch of documents that proved he’s guilty and tipped off the location of his other incriminating documents, even while alienating his own top people, and putting complete idiots in charge of his strategy.
The latest example of this comes in the form of human knock-knock joke Lindsey Graham, who is either on drugs or should be on drugs. What are we basing this on? It turns out Lindsey was flying commercial yesterday and decided that a plane full of random people was a great place to loudly discuss Donald Trump’s secret anti-impeachment strategy on the phone. No, really, this happened.
New York Post spinoff Page Six has relayed what was overheard by Lindsey’s fellow travelers. Apparently Team Trump’s strategy centers around the phrase “Kavanaugh on steroids.” We’re not sure if that means they’re going to smear the whistleblower, or smear cooperating witness Kurt Volker, or perhaps literally fill Brett Kavanaugh with steroids and have him run around screaming and crying.
The kicker is that as Lindsey Graham was discussing Trump’s secret strategy, he said “Don’t release anything until Sunday.” That’s right, he was so worried about keeping the anti-impeachment strategy a secret, he cautioned the person on the other end of the phone to keep quiet about it, even as Lindsey was shouting the strategy into his phone sitting amongst a plane full of random strangers. The surreal part? Graham’s office basically confirmed the story is accurate. Trump is toast.
