Kevin McCarthy runs and hides
“The Kentucky Derby, the run for the roses!” I must admit to being a fan of the Kentucky Derby and equestrian events in general. I love horses. They are deeply intelligent, breathtaking beings, resplendent to behold. And throughout history, a few stand out. Secretariat, Barbaro, and Seabiscuit, to name just a few. But a new horse is out of the barn. And that horse is making history.
This horse is fast — it can certainly give any of the horses mentioned above a run for their money. Don’t believe me? I witnessed the speed with which this horse runs. Ears back, mane streaming, the hooves of this wild horse carried him nimbly down the halls while others struggled to catch up with the horse-gone-rogue.
Perhaps you witnessed the dizzying dance of running prowess Kevin McCarthy performed the other day. His cantering was certainly noticed by energetic reporters who briskly followed the insane non-leader as he attempted to flee from questions about whether his party supports insurrectionists.
It was one of the funniest things I have seen in a very long time. McCarthy’s run is now being dubbed on Twitter “The hottest new workout in DC.” I dare say Cowardly Kevin has given new hope to Ronna McDaniel that perhaps, after all, she isn’t the BIGGEST laughing stock in the insurrection party.
‘Run, Kevin, Run!’ Reading thousands of comments on special media, it appears many DID see this historic run, and, like myself, were mesmerized by the nippy and frantic speed of the failed McCarthy. Our next House leader? Nope. To all horse-loving readers, I used the analogy for purely amusement purposes. In reality, McCarthy bears little resemblance to magnificent horses.
He does, however, resemble a chicken — or rather a chicken-shit. Perhaps he should quit politics and become a track star. He has certainly shown that he is adept at running to escape his own bullshit — not that he could ever run fast enough for that to happen.
