Trump stooges go completely berserk after Kamala Harris drops the hammer

| 9:00 pm EDT August 27, 2020
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– After Kamala Harris gave a fantastic speech today, Trump fans are desperately trying to spin it by demanding to know where Joe Biden is. Where’s Joe Biden? He’s in first place in the polls. There’s where he is.

– Republicans are just jealous because we’ve got two people on our ticket who are capable of being president, and they’ve got none.

– Tucker Carlson is a domestic terrorist. Arrest him.

– Five bucks says that during his Republican National Convention speech tonight, Rudy Giuliani accidentally superglues himself to his podium.

– Plenty of good natured people have landed cable news gigs, only to learn they’re not cut out for it, and then gradually sold their soul to try to stay on the air by any means necessary. Of all the people who have gone this route, none of them has ever fallen as far as Van Jones.

– The debates between Trump and Biden have a 100% chance of happening. Neither of them could ever get away with skipping them. So what is Nancy Pelosi really doing by suggesting otherwise? She’s screwing with Trump’s head just before his big convention speech. She’s really good at this stuff.