Just stay home

| 6:30 pm EDT October 22, 2023
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Maga has come up with a new treatment plan to fight the little thing known as sanity — Just stay home. That’s right. Maga — many of them — are outraged that Donald Trump’s pic for House Speaker, Gym Jordan didn’t win. And many of them are shrilly complaining by threatening to not vote in 2024 at all.

I can dig that. These Maga are calling their own parties traitors and are furious. Other Maga are leaning towards voting — but NOT for anyone associated with the GOP. “Maga cult members are threatening to vote for a third party in 2024 over Gym Jordan’s failure to become speaker.” This is from “Republicans against Trump” on Twitter. The movement appears to be okay with just about everybody.

Even Catturd is getting in on the action. For those who have not heard of this brilliant and magical person, Catturd is a real human being (we think), a rabid trump supporter, and an Elon Musk supporter. Here’s what he had to say: “A viable 3rd party is the only prayer American has now.”

So, as you see, Maga is not dealing well with the falling of Gymbo. I think Maga’s pleasure centers in their brains are off. I say this because by and large the only thing that seems to bring them any joy whoever is failing.

I mean — this year alone, Maga has failed and failed and failed and failed. Now, many of them are willing to lose the 2024 election because of their love for Donald Trump. And they wonder why we think they’re in a cult!

This is excellent news, if it stands. I’d like nothing better than to see every red-faced Trump fan, every devoted insurrection supporter to sit this next one out. They can twiddle their thumbs or try to own more Libs on Twitter. But as long as they’re not voting, this country is a bit more sane. Sounds like a plan to me.