Judge threatens Trump with arrest on first day of trial

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Donald Trump will not be back on the campaign trail anytime soon. First off, there’s his mental incapacity. Trump’s behavior has become increasingly maladaptive and increasingly odd. At this point, we wonder if he even knows WHICH criminal trial he’s on trial for.

But there is yet another reason he cannot campaign. Donald Trump must attend his trial EVERY day — or face arrest. Bliss. Karma’s dark and windswept seas have opened up to receive him, basking in their power over him, pulling him under with rising glee.

Trump’s first criminal trial began with a warning from His Honor. Judge Merchan made sure Donnie knew that the courtroom will be his home for an indefinite amount of time. “If you do not show up, there will be an arrest.” Such indignity for Donald Trump! Such humiliation!

This Judge also warned the toddler not to misbehave. It is like trying to communicate with a toddler is it not? Justice explained to Trump that there would be none of that. If there is misbehavior, Donnie two scoops will be removed from the courtroom.

And possibly arrested. There’s nowhere — NOWHERE — for him to run. The Judge told Donnie if he fails to appear: “A warrant for your arrest will be issued.” What a comedown! What shame he has brought on himself! What a fall for the narcissist from hell.