“Judge Jeanine” Pirro crashes and burns on Fox News

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As the world throws its support behind Ukraine, a specific non-news station is not coping very well. That station is Fox non-news. Fox is flailing. They are so doing because they are trying to fit in with other networks in projecting a nice rosy image of supporting Ukraine as well.

But this is becoming increasingly difficult for the network for several reasons. One of those reasons is that they happen to have a pundit who is now the new cover-boy for the Kremlin, as evidenced by his sneering mug appearing on countless Russian television screens.

Of course, that cover-boy is Tucker Carlson. But Fox has problems with other idiotic pundits. Jeanine Pirro is one of them. Pirro, for those of you who don’t know, is ending her Saturday show which is excellent news. The bad news is she is joining “The Five,” yet another horrid none-show in a sea of them on Fox.

Pirro is a Trump fan. And she demonstrated this quite nimbly when she went into a crazy diatribe on her show and declared Putin was terrified of Donald Trump. “Putin was a wuss when Trump was President,” the obnoxious woman trilled.

These comments were made in response to Geraldo Rivera, who said that Putin had “played” Trump. Faster than one could say, “Fox to the rescue,” Pirro was on it. “He didn’t invade when Trump was President,” the angel of darkness exclaimed. Of course, he didn’t. Putin didn’t have to invade. He was essentially running our country — with a bit of help from his “useful idiot” — Non-President assolini.

Putin was not a wuss to Trump. Trump was an idiot to Putin. He was Putin’s joke — a bloated, gigantic, gift-wrapped, sherbet-colored, cowardly, and infantile sack of putty in Putin’s hands — just like Hillary Clinton said he’d be. It’s doubtful Fox will succeed in their efforts to get respect — except perhaps in Russia.

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