No wonder Donald Trump Jr is falling to pieces

| 7:30 pm EDT August 25, 2020
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– Donald Trump Jr found out yesterday that he and his family are going to prison. Not hard to figure out why he spent his entire speech crying.

– Bartender: “is pepsi okay?” Donald Trump Jr: “no, I said I want more coke.”

– Two hurricanes. Wildfires. Severe Thunderstorm Watch. The plague. Someone really doesn’t approve of Donald Trump’s Republican National Convention.

– Jerry Falwell Jr, who resigned yesterday and then unresigned last night, has now resigned again today. This guy resigns more often than Kim Jong Un dies.

– Melania Trump presumably had to lay cement in the Rose Garden to hide where the bodies are buried.

– These Trump goons don’t even know Puerto Rico is part of the United States, but they want us to believe they’re the experts on America.