Donald Trump’s GOP Senate stooge John Kennedy just totally face planted

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Aside from their name, former President John F. Kennedy and current Republican Senator John Kennedy don’t have anything in common at all. Considering how impossibly stupid the latter is, we’re not even sure he’s the same species as JFK.

After Speaker Nancy Pelosi introduced new coronavirus relief legislation that included a focus on OSHA safety standards, GOP Senator John Kennedy went on Fox News and said this (if the video below doesn’t load for you, go here to watch it):

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Wait, what? John Kennedy thinks that Nancy Pelosi’s bill is going to force people to wear a face mask while they’re in the shower? Just how stupid is this guy? Forget face masks, this guy just face planted. Come to think of it, Senator Kennedy should wear a mask all the time, so he’s reminded not to speak, so he won’t say things this blitheringly dumb.