JD Vance’s king nothing

It’s just no good. Wherever JD Vance steps, blunders follow, and these blunders keep worsening for him. But in THIS article, you will find — some humor. This is because Vance is quickly becoming unintentionally hilarious for his creepy inability to relate to the human race.

I have a theory. Could it be possible that Vance was born in outer space? Perhaps he was beamed to us from Mars or some other planet. I say this because the man seems unable to comprehend the entire human race.

The other day, Vance attempted to make friends with a whole doughnut shop that apparently couldn’t care less about him. When he told one seemingly bored and disinterested employee who he was, all he got back was a bored “Okay.”

People in the shop did not want to be seen with Vance on camera. This quickly caught the eye of CNN host and comedian W. Kamau Bell, who implored Vance to fire his whole team. “Fire your whole team. They clearly hate you.” This writer might have to agree with THAT.

Also making the rounds is a video. This satirical video is entitled “Vance VP” and was made by the U.K. based Marsh family. It is played to the tune of “Dancing Queen” with different words. Words like:

“Hillbilly elegy king of hypocrisy,”

“Being Vance VP”

“One Big Mac from the nuclear key.”

This little video is quite amusing, and you should check it out. Add to ALL of this Vance appearing on CNN and accusing those who spoke about January 6 at the DNC as “whining.”

Also, Vance appears to have gotten a rather strange haircut. I cannot even begin to describe it, nor would I want to. At this point, does it not seem as though Vance is a flickering shadow on the dark and shady side of town?

I mean, think about it. The man cannot communicate, he’s making news (and generating laughter) on a daily basis, he is the most hated VP candidate EVER, and he has no idea how to order donuts. Sounds like a bad pick to me.