JD Vance takes it on the chin
You know that kid in high school? The one everyone hated, every group disliked this kid because the kid was a clown fish desperately trying to buy friendships, but also the type who’d stab you in the back as soon as you turned around? You know that guy on the barstool? The one everyone avoids, the one who sits there, talking angrily and drunkenly about how life has wronged him, the one the men in the bar laugh at while the women just hope fervently that he will not hit on them?
You know that loopy relative? The one you avoid a family reunion, desperately hoping he won’t single you out, that you will not get waylaid, for hours as he talks about all the nasty things other family members have done to him, how the Country is a terrible place and only he has the answers to making the country great again. JD Vance is that high school kid, that crank at the bar, and the gossipy family relative you take pains to avoid.
Since becoming vice president, I cannot even begin counting JD’s stupid mistakes. He could light up the sky with them, they’re so vast in number. If I tried to write out all of them, this article would be 500 pages, and I’m not exaggerating.
JD Vance’s popularity is lower than any vice president in history, including Dan Quayle. It seems the American people are united in at least one thought process, that everyone is utterly repelled by JD Vance.
And, of course, there is Signal Gate. Vance was on that text chain, and Vance was also caught saying non-sycophantic things about his master, Donald Trump. You can bet Donald Trump is not happy about that, providing of course, Donald Trump and all his senility even remember Vance said it at all.
