JD Vance is now on stage talking about his couch (no really)

| 9:23 pm EDT July 30, 2024
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Even as JD Vance has faced explosive pushback for his attacks on “childless cat ladies,” he’s also facing another scandal that’s almost too weird for words. Although there’s no evidence that he ever actually said such a thing, one internet meme after another claims that Vance once confessed to having sex with his couch.

You’d think Vance would try pushing back against this claim, or at least have the sense to ignore it. Instead Vance said this on stage just now:

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Uh… what? Does this man have zero self awareness? In the midst of all these internet memes about him allegedly having sex with his couch, he’s now on stage talking about sleeping on his couch? Is this real life? It’s like this idiot is trying to lose.

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.