JD Vance goes berserk and lashes out at Trump world
Darkness covers a mad and manic moon, as the one who had thought himself vital to the cesspool finds out he is merely one speck of dirt in a very muddy and overcrowded pond. He has been demoted, demoted to be the one who, (borrowing a line from the band AC/DC), does “dirty deeds VERY dirt cheap.”
The darkness hovering on the edge of town is JD Vance. And he isn’t taking it all that well. Allow me to share a secret with you. JD Vance is losing his shit. As Trump gallivants around town, watching his new buddy Elon Musk’s spaceships and eating cozy McDonald’s meals on planes with Elon and RFK Junior, nowhere is Vance.
And we think it’s getting to Vance. Why? because Vance had a meltdown on Twitter, after which he hastily scrubbed any remnants of his temper tantrum from his account. Vance has been designated to do the foul deed of getting Matt Gaetz through a confirmation hearing. I suppose that’s the type of job one designates to someone who just isn’t very important.
Meanwhile, Republicans in the Senate are on orders from their cult leader to stop Democrats who are happily voting on Biden’s Judicial nominees. Trump is going bonkers, demanding the Senate stop these judges from sailing through. The problem is that many Senators, such as Vance and Marco Rubio, are not showing up for the votes.
Did the dog eat their homework? No. Vance had an explanation for his absence. Grace Chong is the CFO of Steve Bannon’s show, The War Room. Chong tweeted senators to “do your fricken job”,” and specifically singled out JD.
Oh boy — crazy was the meltdown that followed! Stunningly, Vance, on Twitter, called Chong a “mouth breathing imbecile.” Such class! I’m sorry — such crass.
Then he appeared to insult Trump saying on the site: “I tend to think its more important to get an FBI Director who will dismantle the deep state than it is for republicans to lose a vote 49-46 rather than 49-45. But that’s just me.”
Oh no — Donnie’s gonna be mad! That tweet has since been deleted. Oh boy, Vance, did you make a mistake. Let’s get this settled once and for all. Who are you, Vance? This writer will happily tell you.
You are nothing to Trump, JD. Don’t be going all pissy now because it’s too late. You were chosen, yes, but you are replaceable. Whatever importance you thought you had is wrong. So Mr. JD Vance, know your place in the pyramid scheme. You are NOT Trump’s partner in slime. You are his subordinate in grime.
You are doomed to be nothing more than a dirty courtier, , doing all the dirty deeds that he doesn’t want to touch. And if you make a fuss, you will get flushed — VPs are replaceable. Ask Mike Pence about that.
